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Small soldiers. The hunt was successful.

Me first!

Watch out for the Liquor thief! His victims are young couples who are drunk.

It is always the banana. Women always seem to like the banana. Thank god, men have Smirnoff to forget the banana crazy women.

Well he ain’t doing it right, is he?

The perception of the world, probably by Bush.

Who needs safety regulations, when you are a professional?

What’s the difference between socialism and capitalism?
Under capitalism one person exploits another person, and under socialism - the opposite.

Kinder surprise for Rastas

Never ever trust woman

(Text on note says: Dear Mario, Please come to the castle. I’ve baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Peach) 

99 Problems.

Actually I don’t like beer