June 2007
“I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...”
– Bill Hicks
“There is one pain I often feel, which you will never know. It is caused by the...”
“Most users are much happier with a 75% solution tomorrow than a 99% solution...”
“A wise man changes his mind, a fool never”
– Spanish proverb
“I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.”
– Vincent van Gogh
Heaven and Hell
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians. I personally like last part of Hell about the Italians
Religions of the world
TAOISM - Shit happens HARE KRISHNA - Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding HINDUISM - This shit happened before ISLAM - If shit happens, take a hostage ZEN - What is the sound of shit happening BUDDHISM - When shit happens, is it really shit? CONFUCIANISM - Confucias say, “Shit happens” 7TH DAY ADVENTIST - Shit happens on Satudays PROTESTANTISM - Shit won’t happen if I work harder...
For sale by owner
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything.
“Focus on your potential instead of your limitations”
– Allan Loy McGillis
“He who angers you conquers you.”
– Elizabeth Kenny
“To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.”
– Elbert Hubbard
I'm Just Not Ready to Lay Eggs at This Point in...
Bimbette: Yeah, well, I don't give head.
Guy: Oh, why? You don't like it?
Bimbette: No, it's just that I'm afraid to get pregnant!
