November 2007
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
Overheard in the office
New girl: Why is the door to the file room always locked?
Veteran: Because someone might steal something.
New girl: Who all has a key?
Veteran: Everybody.
Nov 30th
“I hate weekends because there is no stock market.”
– Rene Rivkin
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
IRC humor
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
Nov 23rd
Full circle
thanks to opera for the wii, i can now watch youtube on my tv
we have gone full circle
Nov 23rd
You killed....
Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!
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Nov 20th
“A task always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account...”
– Hofstadter’s Law
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“Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old...”
– Sir Francis Bacon
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